Hello P3 Peeps! Summer has arrived! School's out, the sun is hot, and well, has anybody else been experiencing more storms than usual this year?





Reminder: Geek Month items are still in the shops until the 15th, and later this month comes our Summer Solstice Festival. Stay tuned!

Our TE items this month celebrate thunderstorms and the revival of a good rain! Thank you Higgs for these fun friends!





• Tláloc Dragn [ 3TE ]
click [ here ] for a sample


• Unole Fox [ 3TE ]
click [ here ] for a sample


Both are now available in the TE Items Shop, as well as our Item Demo if you'd like to see them on multiple Puma breeds.

In lieu of the Wayback Machine this month, we have Featured the previous June TE items at the top of [ I Need Dis ] I know it's easy to lose track of all the amazing items we've had in the past, so I strongly suggest you take a visit.

Remember, the Premium Monthly item is now also available for 5TE if you want one or two.

You can find this and the monthly petite companions on sale now in the TE Items Shop

*The storm items are just here because they're pretty - they're not part of the TE items, nor are they new. ;)

Welp all good things must come to an end or some such nonsense. But not quite yet....


First off, let's run down some updates.



We completed the [ Campaign!! ] Congrats, Puma Peeps! Make sure you stop by the link and collect all the prizes. (You can get the prizes even if you didn't have time to participate, yes go get them)



Secondly, since we do add items all month between Geek Month and Towel day, the festival items for both fests will remain available in the shops until June 15th. So, don't panic, you have time.




Thirdly, instead of all brand new items this Friday, I spent my time adding 69 Geek Month wearables to the Snow Leopard!




It's still not all of the Geek Month wearables, but I focused on getting the most items possible, and the rest are still on the list. (The list is gaining mythical status.) xD


With that, I think we call it a wrap for Geek Month. We hope you have enjoyed geeking out with us.

It's now Towel Day, you Hoopy Froods!





What is Towel Day? Well. It's a celebration of the most massively useful item in the universe, the towel. Do you know where yours is?


Oh, and this isn't just a P3 thing either, it is [ universal ].





As far as P3 goes, this means there are new items in the best shop ever, shop 42, [ Massively Useful ]. The Gifting Stump has returned to players' profile pages, so you can help those who may have lost their towels. The [ Vogon Poetry ] contest is still going in the forum. And all of Geek Month continues at the same time.


Don't panic, consult a Babel Fish, enjoy a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster....


...and remember the answer to life the universe and everything is...

After three full weeks in Geek Month, the three suns are aligned! The Crystal is powered! The prophecy is fulfilled!!





Oh wait, sorry, got carried away. Maybe it's just there's more Geeky goodies for you all in the [ shops ]. And yes, they are Dark Crystal themed.


If you want spoilers, they are now found in the [ Festival forum guide ].


We hope you enjoy.

Help Wanted

Collect Eggs! Totally normal eggs.. fresh eggs! You guys still need eggs, right?

Difficult? Exhausting? What are you talking about...


Please collect the eggs quickly...


[ Ventures ]


*Totally Safe does not guarantee egg contents, or any creatures that may emerge from said eggs. Farm is not responsible for unexpected hatching events.

It's the third Friday in May so of course there's more Geek Month goodies for all you peeps.





Feel free to hunt for them all in the [ the shops ] - or if you want spoilers there's always the [ Festival Guide ] in the forum.


Don't forget about the Campaign, the Raffles, the Labyrinth game, and Vogon Poetry going on all month.


(If you don't know where your Towel is yet, I strongly suggest you hunt for that, too)

A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.



We have found that this applies not just to wizards but to [ Vogon Poetry ].




The annual contest for Towel Day is now live and ready for your worst entries. Click the link above or go to Staff Held Contests and Games in the Forum.

Do you know what that means? Yes, we've added more goodies into the Fest for you all!



Plus, there's a new lil goblin character in [ Leo's ] for you all. :3





Feel free to collect them all from [ the shops ] - or if you want spoilers there's always the [ Festival Guide ] in the forum.

Hello P3 Peeps, we have no Revenge of the Fifth for you today, but we come in peace with more geeky goodies!

Our TE items this month celebrate some spring traditions the pumas and dragns discovered studying *us*! Thank you Higgs for these fun dragns!





• Ludi Florales Dragn [ 3TE ]
click [ here ] for a sample


• Maypole Dragns [ 3TE ]
click [ here ] for a sample


Both are now available in the TE Items Shop, as well as our Item Demo if you'd like to see them on multiple Puma breeds.

In lieu of the Wayback Machine this month, we have Featured the previous May TE items at the top of [ I Need Dis ] I know it's easy to lose track of all the amazing items we've had in the past, so I strongly suggest you take a visit.

Remember, the Premium Monthly item is now also available for 5TE if you want one or two.

You can find this and the monthly petite companions on sale now in the TE Items Shop

*The horizon and moons are just here because they're pretty and geeky - they're not part of the TE items, nor are they new. ;)