If you are like me, and you're here so I know you are, you have been waiting with a worm on your tongue (baited breath, get it, ha ha??) for the annual reciting of the best poetry in the Pumaverse!


Yes yes, everybody calm down now, settle down so you can click the link to...


[ The Umpeenth Annual Vogon Poetry contest!!! ]


Puma peeps, we know we can count on all you hoopy froods to do your best! Er, worst?





Do you know where your towel is?