Post by Brenne #13
THE WINNERS!
We only had five people courageous, cruel, or unhinged enough to enter their poetry this year...so that means...EVERYBODY WINS! Everybody wins something at least!

The Grand Prize goes to Apples, for her ode to tiredness. The poem shall keep me awake for nights to come, I am sure. Apples, you need to head to that link I posted and choose whichever gen 1 pair you wish! Congratulations!

First prize goes to Whirlwind, for successfully combining both Vogon poetry AND lolspeak for an unutterable mashup which would befoul the best of Vogon Poetry on Planet Vogon itself! Please head to my pride and peruse the pairs of pumas I have, and let me know which pair you wish a kitten from. And ignore that I ended the sentence with a preposition.

Second prize goes to Irishnugget. Irish. I am worried about you. You seem to have become fluent in Vogon. I would suggest counselling...with an English teacher. Head on over to my den to choose a gen 2 of your choice. :)

Third prize goes to Tenshi Raven. Oh Tenshi, Tenshi, Tenshi. This is your first attempt. And you killed it. There is nowhere to go here but down into the depths of epic Vogon poetry. I weep for you. And, as you descend into madness, please stop by my den and choose your kitten, as well. :)

Congratulations...or...perhaps condolences...here are your prizes and restraining orders...and we'll see you again next year on Towel day!